Twitbook+ Announces Launch of Revolutionary Social Media Network

UPDATE (9/20/11): There has been a lot of speculation as to whether or not this is an April Fool’s joke. I can assure you that it is not April and I am not a fool. The website http://twitbookplus.com/ was registered in June of 2011 by a company called “MockInt” in Hyderabad, Andhra Pradesh, India, according to WHOIS records. As to why there are no other news organizations reporting this story, we are not sure. However most of the information below is in fact speculation.

It is official. The moment that Robert Scoble and Pete Cashmore have been waiting for.

No longer will you have to log into separate networks to post content in separate ways. No longer will you have to worry if you are “sending an e-mail” to a group of selected friends. Want to limit your content to 140 characters? Great. Want to annoy your “friends” by constantly poking them? Done. Looking to reshare 700 gif animations in a single day? Easy.

Twitbook+ allows you to utilize all of the features of Twitter, Facebook and Google+ without the hassle of logging into separate networks or using a content aggregate such as HootSuite. This new revolutionary network will allow you to circle your friends, subscribe to your friends, mute your friends, even tweet them. So, no more worrying about which features you like better. No more arguing from one blog to another about who has the better social network. With Twitbook+ your audience will love you because they won’t have to see your content posted on three different streams.

Worried that Gramdma won’t be able to find you? It’s not a problem! With the Twitbook+ suggested users feature, as long as you have more than 10,000 followers, you will be automatically suggested for Grandma to follow when she signs up.

Sick and tired of seeing all of those GIF images and caturday posts hogging your stream? Easy, just use a hashtag search to limit your stream to things that you are interested in at that very moment in time. Looking for something new to infiltrate your stream? Twitbook+ will offer the exclusive “roll the dice” feature similar to Google’s “I’m Feeling Lucky” button. With one click of “roll the dice” your account will automatically subscribe to 2,500 users from around the world that have absolutely nothing in common with you.

Now, if you’re wondering how you will be able to integrate this network with the audiences you already have, worry not. Twitbook+ will offer full integration for users of existing networks. Since this is going to be a live global release, there will be no private beta or roll out period, Twitbook+ will be going live with no questions asked, no “what would you like to see” just the “here it is, deal with it” philosophy that the people behind Twitbook+ feel so confident about.

So, with all of that said, are you excited to start using Twitbook+

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Comments

  1. says

    Seriously? Is this a joke? Sign me up… sounds too perfect to be true. What’s the catch? You’ve solved all my problems at once. I’d normally start with “April’s fool!”

  2. says

    All of the world’s social networking problems have been solved. Now I can hook up with tons of people with the site’s video club house feature that has 100 person video chat! Thank you for the story!

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